Labubu, as always.

Every month we gather to vote, and every month it is her. She has never once been on time, her desk is a deck chair, and morale has never been higher.

Title

Director of First Impressions

Department

Clouds

Office hours

Whenever she wakes up

Beverage

Juice, in the company cup

Notable achievement

Has never missed an auction

She refused to comment for this profile. We respect her too much to press.